fritata: nerf-car: hey i just met you and...
lucy-vanpelt: I more reblogging this for the...
TO EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER CALLED ME OUT FOR THIS... →
I thank God for my life and for the stars and stripes. May freedom forever fly,...– Zac Brown Band (via justacarolinagirl)
The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a...
Teach me how to derby!
Found this chilling in my drafts…. Comments on my current state of mind. Last night (March 10th) was our (Chi Omega’s) date party with 3 other houses KD, AGR, Sigma Nu (plus dates, it was a massive date party!) and we went to the racetrack! It really didn’t go as I had planned(Mainly because of my date)but we (my date, my sister and her date that I set her up with) ate dinner...
carnivaltravesty: x3juliee: My daughter has chosen the Dark Side This might be the greatest thing ever. THAT LAUGH
So I started a blog about my internship.
If there are any country girls out there, I think you would consider this hilarious. If there are any city girls out there, I think you would cringe with me. If there are any type of interns that think they won’t like what is to come, you can come over here and commiserate with me. But seriously, this will be interesting. The City Girl who tried to pretend she was AG So there’s...
sirthomasoftardis: the-eleventh-blog: claryfairchild: I just realized that most of you guys don’t have a long weekend no but we have the bbc no but we have FREEDOM ‘MERICA. Enough said.
This was me. I’m not even kidding. I pulled this and more as a child.
Well tomorrow I start my first real job.
I got an internship this summer working with Pioneer Hi-Bred in Garden City, Kansas. It’s an amazing opportunity. It will look great on my resume. I’m terrified.
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
Meanwhile, at the Cornucopia...
Haymitch: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Peeta: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Cinna: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
The World: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
godisnotonanyflatbread: sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: itscandidlycara: panasonicyouth: bulletbutt: digitallyimpaired: pandacows: the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant oh my god oh my god slowly making my dream of breaking out into a musical number come true bless this bless everyone involved On the bucket list now. Absolutely. YES. OH MY GOD. This...
When one of my guy friends is talking about how he...
adventuresinfratland: I hate this. Edit- meaning I hate when I’m in this situation.
This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history.
When a frat guy says recruitment isn't that bad
collegegreeks: And the sorority girl is like
collegegreeks: Expectation: Reality:
Realizing you still don't have a date for formal
collegegreeks: Or any date party…
When a sorority wins a FRATlanthropy only because...
collegegreeks: Especially when they’re our rival. GAH. Sorry that we spread our love to ALL the houses.
17reasonswhy: unicornofthesea: xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
inanycase-itwasjustpersonal: tyleroakley: ...
kathrynlizbeth asked: I have a Chi O question for you and it might be wicked stupid. What does PC'11 mean?
Positives I gained the six best friends that a girl could ask for. I never thought it would possible to love these girls so much much after knowing them for such a short time. We all get on each others nerves constantly but we do it out of love. We look out for each other, keep the boys away, hold up each other when we get too.. well you know. I know they don’t read my tumblr but they know...
hannahjane92: rosa—sparks: fat-birds: tunagemdrop: Oh hiccup. Y u get distracted by pigeon ?! SNUGGLES I am just….LOOOK. oh my god. his freaking eyelids. wtf. BUT SO CUTE. ;ALKJSDFA;LKSJDFA I WANNA PET AN OWL
How Chi O's react when they see owl-related...
whatshouldappcallme: The owl is just chilling. and they’re like: Word
I don't understand why it is so difficult for me...
I’m taking: 5 hours- chem 2 4 hours- Calc 1 3 hours - Interm. composition Spanish 3 hours- Applied Plant Science 1 hour- Seminar If I did well on the final for Chem I would get an A… but instead I failed it and am now getting a C. Calc 1 my professor is just… an idiot. If I’m consistantly 20 points above class average (which is a 50%) I shouldn’t need to...
The one thing that I hate about myself is how much...
More than anything in the world I hate when people are upset/mad at me or anything else. That’s also why I forgive wayyyy too easily.